The Cheese Grater

Last week I did a full landscape install for my next door neighbors...Everything that could go wrong did...

1. the irrigation guy trenched through the phone AND cable lines
2. no key to get into the garage to install controller
3. one-third of the plants were not available or looked like crap
4. sod delivered a day early
5. the pitiful laborers I hired Friday really roughed up the plants
6. not to mention my shoulder pain

But this is how I like to explain the story of the job to everyone:

It feels like I've been put through a cheese grater and came out with a fat check!